Paddy has broken his leg and his buddy Mick comes over to see him.

Mick says,"How you doing?"

"Paddy says,"Okay, but do me a favor mate, run upstairs and get me

Slippers, me feet are freezing."

Mick goes upstairs and sees Paddy's gorgeous 19-year-old twin daughters

Lying on the bed.

He says,"Your dad's sent me up here to have sex with both of you."

They say,"Get away with ya. Prove it."

Mick shouts downstairs,"Paddy, both of them?"

Paddy shouts back,"Of course both of them, what's the point of fuckin one?"