[Macau] One Sauna - 3P Action
Date & Time of Session: Early March, evening time
Location: One Sauna
Name: Didn't pay attention
Nationality & Language: Chinese, Mandarin
Age: 25y, 28yo
Face: 8/10, 6/10
Body: 6/10, 7.5/10
Skill: 3/10, 5/10
Service: 3/10
Price & Session Length: MOP5930
Repeat: Most likely not this venue
Overall verdict: Meh
As many times before, I ended up in Macau when I was feeling bored. Gambling away and splashing a little bit too much on women can never go wrong, right?
One sauna was on my itinerary as I didn't have enough reference experience to determine if this place was worth turning into a Macau go-to sauna. My answer is now... no. But more on that later.
Pro tip about Macau in general: Befriend a taxi-driver. They will happily drive you around for free if you frequent saunas every now and then, as they'll get commission most of the time if they bring you... But of course, don't do that if it means not getting a cut off the total bill when the sauna itself picks you up. M Club and East Castle will give you 500 off, f.e., if you let them pick you up.
So, I had my driver pick me up and take me to the Landmark Hotel (?), which was only a 5 min ride away from my hotel. Entered the sauna and was ushered to the changing room and got changed after having a quick shower and chilling in the pool area with the Chinese dudes while waiting for the line-up of the hour to show up. You can also opt to get a scrub-up of some semi-cute Vietnamese ladies in a private room with a little bit of teasing on your private parts. I was not in the mood for that this time, however.
Anyway, the lineup shows after maybe 20 or so minutes. I forgot to ask, but I do believe they present the line-up every 30 min or 60 min? At this day and hour (evening around 10pm), there were around 30-45 girls to choose from. Viet, Chinese, Thai, Russian, and a few Japanese were on the menu. Japanese at 5600-6000 if my memory serves me right. I had Japanese the day before, so I was not too keen on scooping up that amount of $$$ again, and there were no stunners anyway.
Took me a good 3-5 min before I, after the manager's advice, picked a pretty-looking Chinese girl. The petite kind. Not too much in the boob department, but pretty face. Overall, I was not too impressed with the menu. I almost contemplated leaving and trying my luck elsewhere but couldn't bother in the end.
Went to the rest/lounge area with the lady of the night while waiting for a room to get ready. Business was apparently good this evening because all the rooms were full at the time. After some chatting and getting to know each other, she proposed her busty friend to join us for another 1k which I thought was an excellent idea since she lacked in this department. She brought her over for an inspection, and while she did not have an amazing face, she did seem to have a good pair. So, offer accepted!
After a little while, we were able to get ourselves a room. The typical Macau-sauna one with a shower area with a bed, and then the bedroom part with... you guessed it.. a bed, for the love-making session. The moment of truth came as they both got undressed:
Girl #1, petite yes. Boobs no. Small B-size but felt a bit saggy when touched. Actually not good at all. Very hairy down there, too, which I'm not a fan of. At least she had a pretty face and slim body overall.
Girl #2: 168 cm tall. Good sized Ds but a little bit of tummy fat. Good enough.
After #1 helped to wash me up, the three of us got to the water bed (or w/e it's called) and they started doing their nuru-like routine. Nothing spectacular. A bit of rubbing of boobs all over my body while giving me some attention down below the waist. Flip comes and a short iteration of the same routine follows (but no BJ!) before a final clean-up.
Off to the other bed and here's where the meh-nes of the experience begins. Tell #1 to give me head while I play with #2's boobs but she' says no because of the size... Lol ok, whatever, #2 gets the job done well. They propose I stand on all four. Sure, why not. #2 gets the Johnson in her mouth. Nice position actually. #1 comes from behind and starts playing with my ass... starting to use her tongue and wants to give me a rim job. I stop her before it gets to that. Really hate it when girls play with my ass, lol. Just feels wrong on so many levels. But that's just me...
OK, time for the main event. I motion #1 to ride me, but again complains about the size (I'm only slightly above average...). Alright, so I tell #2 to do it instead. Get the same spiel about size.. Fine. I am never going to ask anyone to do anything against their will. Mish it is. Fair enough, #1 was incredibly tight. #2 not so much. Give them both a pounding in mish before switching over to the spooning position with #2; all the while, #1 was behind me, licking my ears and whatnot while doing exaggerated fake moans.. Pretty meh. Honestly not sure what the ideal job is for the third participant when in passive mode (i.e., not taking dick mode). Those fake moans are super annoying though. At this point I want to get it overwith, so I quickly pound #2 while playing with her rack until I shoot my load.. Done!
After a short chat, we cleaned ourselves up and then parted ways. I exchanged contact info with #1 even before we went into the room, as she lives in the same city as me, but I'll definitely not contact her.
Overall, this experience was similar to a 3-some I had in Familia Nobre a few months earlier. Complaints about size. Not too keen on doing certain positions. One girl doing most of the job. Excessive moans. A bit mechanical overall. Done with 3-somes in Macau for now before I find a winning recipe for picking the right participants and making the most out of it. I've had some pretty good ones in high-end soapies in Bangkok (Black Caviar most notably) with attractive girls, so this does just not cut it. I still love Macau as a whole, but picking the right girl can be a bit of a hit-and-miss at times. When I was a newbie at this, I always thought a girl smiling at me was a sure-fire way to an amazing session, but that's def not the case. I've had amazing sessions with girls giving me the resting bitch face more times than I can count. Anyway, I digress...
I did btw not realize the final bill would come out at 5.9k. The girl I picked was 4.5-4.7k or something (service charge and/or something was also added on the total bill) which I failed to realize, and it may honestly have been the worst 4.5-4.7k I've spent on this. That's on me, though, for not being observant enough..
This was my third visit to this place, FWIW. My first two were also mediocre experiences with good-looking Vietnamese girls, but there is a lot more to wish for in the service department. The keyword would be mechanical. A 3/3 ok/bad/whatever experience is enough for me not to go back. So bye bye One Sauna.
There was some thread asking if Macau is still alive, and I can tell you it certainly is. There are still plenty of saunas raking in the $$$ and many line-ups of women from around the world (but mostly Asia!). It's just expensive AF, so come prepared with plenty of $$$$ and try to spend them more wisely than I did this particular night ;)
It would be nice to hear if anyone else has been to Macau and/or this sauna lately and has had an experience different from or similar to mine. Until then, over and out!
Location: One Sauna
Name: Didn't pay attention
Nationality & Language: Chinese, Mandarin
Age: 25y, 28yo
Face: 8/10, 6/10
Body: 6/10, 7.5/10
Skill: 3/10, 5/10
Service: 3/10
Price & Session Length: MOP5930
Repeat: Most likely not this venue
Overall verdict: Meh
As many times before, I ended up in Macau when I was feeling bored. Gambling away and splashing a little bit too much on women can never go wrong, right?
One sauna was on my itinerary as I didn't have enough reference experience to determine if this place was worth turning into a Macau go-to sauna. My answer is now... no. But more on that later.
Pro tip about Macau in general: Befriend a taxi-driver. They will happily drive you around for free if you frequent saunas every now and then, as they'll get commission most of the time if they bring you... But of course, don't do that if it means not getting a cut off the total bill when the sauna itself picks you up. M Club and East Castle will give you 500 off, f.e., if you let them pick you up.
So, I had my driver pick me up and take me to the Landmark Hotel (?), which was only a 5 min ride away from my hotel. Entered the sauna and was ushered to the changing room and got changed after having a quick shower and chilling in the pool area with the Chinese dudes while waiting for the line-up of the hour to show up. You can also opt to get a scrub-up of some semi-cute Vietnamese ladies in a private room with a little bit of teasing on your private parts. I was not in the mood for that this time, however.
Anyway, the lineup shows after maybe 20 or so minutes. I forgot to ask, but I do believe they present the line-up every 30 min or 60 min? At this day and hour (evening around 10pm), there were around 30-45 girls to choose from. Viet, Chinese, Thai, Russian, and a few Japanese were on the menu. Japanese at 5600-6000 if my memory serves me right. I had Japanese the day before, so I was not too keen on scooping up that amount of $$$ again, and there were no stunners anyway.
Took me a good 3-5 min before I, after the manager's advice, picked a pretty-looking Chinese girl. The petite kind. Not too much in the boob department, but pretty face. Overall, I was not too impressed with the menu. I almost contemplated leaving and trying my luck elsewhere but couldn't bother in the end.
Went to the rest/lounge area with the lady of the night while waiting for a room to get ready. Business was apparently good this evening because all the rooms were full at the time. After some chatting and getting to know each other, she proposed her busty friend to join us for another 1k which I thought was an excellent idea since she lacked in this department. She brought her over for an inspection, and while she did not have an amazing face, she did seem to have a good pair. So, offer accepted!
After a little while, we were able to get ourselves a room. The typical Macau-sauna one with a shower area with a bed, and then the bedroom part with... you guessed it.. a bed, for the love-making session. The moment of truth came as they both got undressed:
Girl #1, petite yes. Boobs no. Small B-size but felt a bit saggy when touched. Actually not good at all. Very hairy down there, too, which I'm not a fan of. At least she had a pretty face and slim body overall.
Girl #2: 168 cm tall. Good sized Ds but a little bit of tummy fat. Good enough.
After #1 helped to wash me up, the three of us got to the water bed (or w/e it's called) and they started doing their nuru-like routine. Nothing spectacular. A bit of rubbing of boobs all over my body while giving me some attention down below the waist. Flip comes and a short iteration of the same routine follows (but no BJ!) before a final clean-up.
Off to the other bed and here's where the meh-nes of the experience begins. Tell #1 to give me head while I play with #2's boobs but she' says no because of the size... Lol ok, whatever, #2 gets the job done well. They propose I stand on all four. Sure, why not. #2 gets the Johnson in her mouth. Nice position actually. #1 comes from behind and starts playing with my ass... starting to use her tongue and wants to give me a rim job. I stop her before it gets to that. Really hate it when girls play with my ass, lol. Just feels wrong on so many levels. But that's just me...
OK, time for the main event. I motion #1 to ride me, but again complains about the size (I'm only slightly above average...). Alright, so I tell #2 to do it instead. Get the same spiel about size.. Fine. I am never going to ask anyone to do anything against their will. Mish it is. Fair enough, #1 was incredibly tight. #2 not so much. Give them both a pounding in mish before switching over to the spooning position with #2; all the while, #1 was behind me, licking my ears and whatnot while doing exaggerated fake moans.. Pretty meh. Honestly not sure what the ideal job is for the third participant when in passive mode (i.e., not taking dick mode). Those fake moans are super annoying though. At this point I want to get it overwith, so I quickly pound #2 while playing with her rack until I shoot my load.. Done!
After a short chat, we cleaned ourselves up and then parted ways. I exchanged contact info with #1 even before we went into the room, as she lives in the same city as me, but I'll definitely not contact her.
Overall, this experience was similar to a 3-some I had in Familia Nobre a few months earlier. Complaints about size. Not too keen on doing certain positions. One girl doing most of the job. Excessive moans. A bit mechanical overall. Done with 3-somes in Macau for now before I find a winning recipe for picking the right participants and making the most out of it. I've had some pretty good ones in high-end soapies in Bangkok (Black Caviar most notably) with attractive girls, so this does just not cut it. I still love Macau as a whole, but picking the right girl can be a bit of a hit-and-miss at times. When I was a newbie at this, I always thought a girl smiling at me was a sure-fire way to an amazing session, but that's def not the case. I've had amazing sessions with girls giving me the resting bitch face more times than I can count. Anyway, I digress...
I did btw not realize the final bill would come out at 5.9k. The girl I picked was 4.5-4.7k or something (service charge and/or something was also added on the total bill) which I failed to realize, and it may honestly have been the worst 4.5-4.7k I've spent on this. That's on me, though, for not being observant enough..
This was my third visit to this place, FWIW. My first two were also mediocre experiences with good-looking Vietnamese girls, but there is a lot more to wish for in the service department. The keyword would be mechanical. A 3/3 ok/bad/whatever experience is enough for me not to go back. So bye bye One Sauna.
There was some thread asking if Macau is still alive, and I can tell you it certainly is. There are still plenty of saunas raking in the $$$ and many line-ups of women from around the world (but mostly Asia!). It's just expensive AF, so come prepared with plenty of $$$$ and try to spend them more wisely than I did this particular night ;)
It would be nice to hear if anyone else has been to Macau and/or this sauna lately and has had an experience different from or similar to mine. Until then, over and out!
[ Last edited by MrSchmuck at 16-3-2024 22:25 ]