[Manila / Philippines] Stressed Monkee
Date & Time of Session: Jan 2024
Location: The Gallery, Makati, Metro Manila
Name: I didn't ask them their names, but will refer to them as Aunt and Niece in my writeup.
Place: Stressed Monkee
Nationality & Language: Filipina, fluent in English
Age: Aunt = 30's or 40's?, Niece = early 20's
Face: Aunt = 5/10, Niece = 5.5/10
Body: Aunt = 6/10 (a bit chubby but boobsie), Niece = 6.5/10 (very skinny)
Skill: Aunt = 8/10, Niece = 1/10
Service: Aunt = 9/10, Niece = 2/10
GFE: 0/10
PSE: 6/10
Price & Session Length: P1100 (1hr four hands massage) + P2000 (HJ from both masseuses) = P3100
Repeat: No
Google Maps: https://maps.app.goo.gl/hFFxZ3xn5zVvq4iC9
I was walking in The Gallery, a shopping mall in Makati, and ended up seeing a sign for Stressed Monkee. The sketchy look of the massage place, plus the fact it was around a bunch of KTVs, made it obvious it was a ES type place. I decided to give it a try. Once you walk up the stairs, you have to ring the bell and wait for someone to unlock the door. The massage place had 6 stalls that were partitioned by curtains. The receptionist (Aunt) wearing a low cut blouse and tight jeans looked like a sterotypical MILF. She explained later that she's supposed to wear the masseuse uniform, but only does it when she knows the boss is coming to inspect. Aunt called out the lineup which was only two girls; she also said I could pick her. Because of how cheap the four hands was, I decided on Aunt and the better looking of the two (Niece).
The massage was actually pretty good. Aunt was definitely experienced and gave good pressure. In contrast, Niece didn't really know how to give a good massage and Aunt would have to guide her on what to do. After a few minutes, we started making small talk and Aunt explained their backstory. Aunt has been working here for a while, and recently her niece's mom (which I guess would be her sister) passed away and so having to get a job, she decided to work with her aunt at Stressed Monkee. Also, apparently Niece is a virgin that's scared of sex, but for some reason she's okay giving HJ to random men. I asked Niece to elaborate, but she stayed silent literally the entire session.
After the flip, Aunt asked me if I wanted a head massage. I said no, then she pointed to my LB and asked, "how about that head?" with a smirk. I said sure and she quoted P1,000 for the HJ. I didn't realize this meant per therapist until after the massage, but I didn't really feel like complaining. Aunt focused on my shaft while Niece focused on my legs and balls. It was a really erotic view watching two women play with my dick at the same time. I tried groping Aunt's boobs, but she said it would cost extra. They did allow me to grab onto their asses over their pants. After a while, I asked Aunt and Niece to switch roles. However, Niece's handjob just didn't feel that good, so I asked Aunt to take the lead again. After finishing, Aunt cleaned me up, I paid the fee + tip and left.
I wouldn't come back here for the price I paid. Maybe with a single masseuse (I believe the fee for 1 hour is P600) it would be okay, but there's better places in Makati for HJ.
Location: The Gallery, Makati, Metro Manila
Name: I didn't ask them their names, but will refer to them as Aunt and Niece in my writeup.
Place: Stressed Monkee
Nationality & Language: Filipina, fluent in English
Age: Aunt = 30's or 40's?, Niece = early 20's
Face: Aunt = 5/10, Niece = 5.5/10
Body: Aunt = 6/10 (a bit chubby but boobsie), Niece = 6.5/10 (very skinny)
Skill: Aunt = 8/10, Niece = 1/10
Service: Aunt = 9/10, Niece = 2/10
GFE: 0/10
PSE: 6/10
Price & Session Length: P1100 (1hr four hands massage) + P2000 (HJ from both masseuses) = P3100
Repeat: No
Google Maps: https://maps.app.goo.gl/hFFxZ3xn5zVvq4iC9
I was walking in The Gallery, a shopping mall in Makati, and ended up seeing a sign for Stressed Monkee. The sketchy look of the massage place, plus the fact it was around a bunch of KTVs, made it obvious it was a ES type place. I decided to give it a try. Once you walk up the stairs, you have to ring the bell and wait for someone to unlock the door. The massage place had 6 stalls that were partitioned by curtains. The receptionist (Aunt) wearing a low cut blouse and tight jeans looked like a sterotypical MILF. She explained later that she's supposed to wear the masseuse uniform, but only does it when she knows the boss is coming to inspect. Aunt called out the lineup which was only two girls; she also said I could pick her. Because of how cheap the four hands was, I decided on Aunt and the better looking of the two (Niece).
The massage was actually pretty good. Aunt was definitely experienced and gave good pressure. In contrast, Niece didn't really know how to give a good massage and Aunt would have to guide her on what to do. After a few minutes, we started making small talk and Aunt explained their backstory. Aunt has been working here for a while, and recently her niece's mom (which I guess would be her sister) passed away and so having to get a job, she decided to work with her aunt at Stressed Monkee. Also, apparently Niece is a virgin that's scared of sex, but for some reason she's okay giving HJ to random men. I asked Niece to elaborate, but she stayed silent literally the entire session.
After the flip, Aunt asked me if I wanted a head massage. I said no, then she pointed to my LB and asked, "how about that head?" with a smirk. I said sure and she quoted P1,000 for the HJ. I didn't realize this meant per therapist until after the massage, but I didn't really feel like complaining. Aunt focused on my shaft while Niece focused on my legs and balls. It was a really erotic view watching two women play with my dick at the same time. I tried groping Aunt's boobs, but she said it would cost extra. They did allow me to grab onto their asses over their pants. After a while, I asked Aunt and Niece to switch roles. However, Niece's handjob just didn't feel that good, so I asked Aunt to take the lead again. After finishing, Aunt cleaned me up, I paid the fee + tip and left.
I wouldn't come back here for the price I paid. Maybe with a single masseuse (I believe the fee for 1 hour is P600) it would be okay, but there's better places in Makati for HJ.
Thanks for the report bro. The price is really not worth it.
On your last point, just from the map alone, Kemosabe is a couple of blocks away from where you went.