Date & Time of Session: December 2023, early evening
Location: Mường Thanh Grand Đà Nẵng Hotel https://maps.app.goo.gl/XLvv2D6r3eDyBMFF8
Name: Ghee - Unsure of spelling but pronounced "Ghee" like the Indian cooking ingredient
Nationality & Language: Vietnamese, minimal English
Age: Mid-late 20s
Face: 3/5
Body: 3/5 (she was fully clothed throughout)
Height: 160cm roughly
Skill: 1/5
Service: 2/5
GFE: 1/5
PSE: 1/5
Price & Session Length: 400k Dong for VIP massage 1 hour including steam, jacuzzi cat bath, oil massage + 500k Dong tip for HJ
Repeat: Not with her, but I went back to this spot and found a champ (see other review).

This place is a swanky spa in a nice hotel, but is a chain that apparently offers extras in every location nationwide. The spa is on floor 4 or 8, but clearly signed so just go straight to the elevator and push for that floor - no need to tell the front desk what you're there for.

There are different packages but I think just take this mid tier 1 to get a nice room and improve your chances with the provider. You get taken to a room and wait for random girl to come, there's no lineup or photo book etc. Ghee comes in and asks if I want to switch. I am shy so I say no, even though she was nothing to write some about. Even as a I now write online about her!

I read previously you can switch 1 time (or perhaps 2) and I didn't wanna risk getting royally shafted on that. Calculated risk that I paid the price for. Her English is almost fully utilised at this point so she mimes for me to strip and get in the steam cubicle keeping my towel on and she goes to get her stuff.

The steam hasn't fully cranked up yet so when she returns I can see her bending over starting up the jacuzzi with her ass facing me. She is in the uniform so fully covered but as the glass starts to cloud up my LB starts to stir as I peer at her. She comes in to the steam cubicle and gets on her knees in front of me facing to my left and starts cranking up the steamer power. I'm just sat in my towel, but she glances at me from the corner of her eye and given she is lower she can see fully under the now forcibly elevated towel. It's weird, there was nothing sexual happening and she wouldn't make my top 20 for sex appeal, but she just watches it throbbing for a few seconds, smirks, and innocently turns her face away as she goes back out of the steamer.

When that part is over she takes me to the jacuzzi and bathes me (she is squatting outside and leaning in, they don't get in the tub) and then I stand in front of her as she dries all of me off.

Now I receive easily the worst massage I've ever had. It is like a prank or something. I have zero clue how anyone can get hired as a massage therapist and be so useless. Words cannot convey the full extent of this Finally she tells me to turn and asks about "special'. I took the HJ option but didn't want to be upsold cos her massage skills were so catastrophic I didn't want to get stuck doing all the work trying to finish from something more demanding.

Basic HJ follows, very vanilla and meh. Only good part was she was terrified of getting caught so kept looking at the door (there's a square pane to see in and out) and using a towel for cover every time she saw any shadows in the hall. I don't think this was a game, she genuinely seemed on edge about it. But I'm a sick fucker, so I found that made it actually more satisfying and helped me over the line.

She washed me off (again in a hurry looking to the door) and that was it. Nothing memorable and nothing particularly enjoyable.